Monday, 9 May 2016

No Free Food and a Cat Flap War

Dear all,

 I am very much hoping there will be a photoshoot for this blog. I have washed my whiskers and paws in anticipation. Yet again, my Human forgot about my blog and migrated to Facebook. I have put my paws down and here we are back here on the blog. I must tell you it is hard work being a blogging cat when your Human forgets to update your blog. I tried to tell her, I really did.
Ah, here we go. This is me looking very beautiful. And me looking after the garden. I will squeeze some words in between the pictures.

I come first, don't I?

I am really annoyed with Human 1. She says she has a lot to do writing other stuff, but I say I ought to come first, oughtn't I? Now let's update you on what has been going on in my world.

No Freegle Food for Me!


I have discovered cod chunks and eat them raw. I suppose that makes up for the free food in tins we didn't get on Freegle.

It seems that Freegle is a site where you ask Humans and other cats who have got spare cat food if you can have it and if they have still got it you can.

What a good idea! We nearly applied for a free cat litter try as well, but my Human says I have a perfectly good cat flap and can use it.

I think Humans also give away other stuff free on Freegle, or offer it if they don't want it. I stick to the cat stuff myself. Talking of which, I must tell you about the cat flap war in my house.

The Cat Flap War


I do not like the cat flap. I am waging a war against it. I have taken to sitting by the door by the cat flap and waiting for the door to be opened. I think this is only fair.

Human 1 (what I call my Human,) uses the door, so why shouldn't I? Cat flaps are for lesser cats. I think I may be winning. It's important I have a clear view for monitoring the local dogs. I have scared most of them off, but there may still be a few to work on.

MyLot news


 Other than that, I am pleased to announce that my dearest adopted Nephew, has finally begun to post on MyLot. I think all us kitties who used to blog together are there now and with some new ones.

Some people say MyLot is for Humans to talk about stuff, but we cats are very good at taking over places that pay you to write in order to keep our dinner dishes filled. So far nobody has complained.

LIKE me please!


 Now then, please do like my Facebook Page if you pass by. Human 1 says I am ridiculous for having one, but I insist. I have to keep up my profile in case my book ever gets published. See the link above as I am most concerned not to upset some kind of animal called Google who hates a blog stuffed with links.

Yours with love, Freya, the Catblog Catxx

3 comments:

  1. Dear Freya - you look great with your very clean whiskers and paws, very photogenic! I'm sorry to hear about your cat flap problem. I don't blame you for being upset. I don't have a flap but I'm not allowed outdoors so we don't need one here. I'd love to get outdoors sometime and play with those cute little chipmunks in the yard. Your Friend, Mildred the Cat.

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  2. Hi Freya, this is Clarice the cat here. A cat flap - what luxury. I don't have one, I have to wait for someone to let me in again when I have finished outside!

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  3. Dear Auntie Freya, the Catblog Cat,

    It is me, Huckleberry the Kitten, aspiring Kitty Blogger. I don't have a Cat Flap. Is is similar to those things dogs use? If so, I don't blame you for not using it. I prefer to wait by the door and sneak out to go run around under the bushes. But I don't go out much. I'm still afraid of most of Outside. I don't like it very much.

    Love, Huckleberry the Kitten

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