I am so Loved and Special and not Squashed

This is me and the light is all funny Human 1 might like you to have a look at one of her other blogs. This one about her actress Great Grandma who once caught a lion is interesting.

I feel so special. I love that all the ladies in the close love me. I do the rounds and they all pet me and say I am a pretty beautiful cat.

Human 1 must love me very much too because she gets very funny about things when she sees me in the road.

Tonight I was perfectly fine and crossing the road, when Human 1 screamed at this car. It was miles away, but she screamed "mind my cat!: (That's me!)

The car stopped and I crossed like the royalty I am, but really, I think the car was a long way away to start with and that Human 1 was making a big fuss.

I do know how she feels though. Ever since I was a kitten I have been following Human 1 when I go out. I used to try to be helpful and get on the bus, but they would not let me.

It is good for Humans to look after cats and cats to care for Humans and I like mine very much. I am sitting on her now dictating this and she says she is very glad I am there and not a squashed in the road cat.

Love from Freya, Chaircat of the Professional Cat Bloggers Association

I Now Have A New Address

I have decided to move. It was getting too frustrating trying to sleep on the bed. Human 1 is nice and warm when you settle down on top of her legs for a snooze, but really, she has no idea. Once you get comfortable, she moves. Then you have to find a new spot to sleep.

Currently the living room is too cold at night. I do not see why the heating is not put on for me, but Human 1 is mean like that. She thinks we won't eat if we don't save the electricity. I do not see why I should be bothered about that as I am a cat, and all I need to worry about is if the dinner dish is filled.

Anyway, last night I got really fed up. What with all the Human 1 moving stuff and then her getting up and down (as you know, we cats always follow Humans when they get up in case it is a food run,) I could not sleep.

I have therefore changed addresses. It is not "The Bed at Human 1's House" any more, It is "The Wardrobe at Human 1's House." I shall be there until future notice and I hope Human 1 is very sorry that she moved and now lacks my company. (Well till dinner time, anyway.)

Human 1 alao writes a blog to encourage other Christians. Se it here:

EncouragingChristians

The Ultimate Cat Selfie

Human 1 has this habit of trying to photo me. I don't mind the odd photo shoot. These are done to show my own fair paws and are of myself. I am a cat and totally egocentric so what else would you expect?

By the way, you can find lots about me by putting +Catblog into the search box at www.Bubblews.com.

Happy to be Helping With the Wrapping

Human 1 is very kind. I was trying to help here wrap some Christmas presents and she said the best way I could help her was by having some wrapping paper all of my own. It is on the floor now and I go and sit on it when I can. I think that is what you do with it.

I really like how wrapping paper feels and i really like walking on it and making it make noises too. It is fun to be a cat helping at Christmas time.

We tried to get a picture of me, but the living room lighting is all wrong.

I continue to be worried about who gets my dinner this Christmas though. Maybe it would be an idea if Human 1 just stayed here and had it with me. I am working on that, though it might also be fun to go in a car again if she can get a lift.

I am an unusual cat. I do not like my cat box, but in a car I am fine, but only if Human 1 talks to me in meow language for the whole of the journey. I do well then.

Please Return Human if Found

It has happened again. Human 1 went out and has not come back. She could be anywhere and I am here and not happy even if my dinners have not been missed.

If you see her please return her as I am worried now as the big blue suitcace has also gone and that always means she disappears for ages.

Please, I repeat send her back and then I can have fun sulking and pretending I don't care.

It would be helpful if you sent her back with some cat biscuits as we are running out.

I am passing the time learning to crotchet.

Do I Really Look Fat in This Fur of Mine?

I only have one fur. That is the thing about us cats. We come ready dressed. I often think that Human 1 must envy me, because she needs an entire wardrobe of things that are Human fur. They are all different and quite nice to lay on, but purrsonally, I would not want them for a coat.

I think it must be an awful bother to change your fur. This morning Human 1 said my fur looks fat. I must admit I have enjoyed the odd extra dinner here and there: the neighbours are so kind around here, but  I think it most insulting of her to call me fat when she is fat even when she does not have her Human fur on.

I am really hoping we are not going on a diet.

 Me, this morning. I ask you? Do I really look fat in this fur or is it the way I am lying or is Human 1 just being her usual silly self?

Catblog Cat Here, Catblog Cat There, I Get Everywhere

Well, after our busy day yesterday, when Human 1 wrote up a storm all over the Internet about me and everyone else we are taking it slightly easier today.

Human 1 is the one still on the bed and I am the one who has gone out in the winter sunshine to see what is doing. The trouble round here, is it does not do much unless the odd mouse comes along: but it is quite fun digging up the flower bed. (Shh do not tell Human 1 it was me who accidentally ruined the sunflowers.)

I am planning a nice snooze in a bit and hoping Human 1 will not have got up as really, the best place to snooze is on her as she is so lovely and warm. I don't think she minds at all. At least, I think not.

Oh bliss, there are fresh cat biscuits in my bowl.

I am all over the Internet, taking it by a storm. Find me here:

http://www.personapaper.com/article/15807-the-catblog-cat-worried-about-christmas-dinner

and here:

http://www.bubblews.com/news/9587821-the-catblog-may-i-eat-that-wire

Mostly my blog posts elsewhere are also on Pininterest so you can also read me there.

I will soon have a Youtube presence too.

This is a picture of me with my favourite toys. All cats shuld have catnip cushions in my opinion.

Places to Find the Catblog Cat

In a bid to make me famous I have asked Human 1 to promote me. She is employed as my publicity assistant until we make our fortune and then I may let her rest. We are working on the book and may shortly sell my life story to the papers. In the mean time, while I go and have a delicious mid morning snack of my favourite biscuits, you may have a look at some of the places you can find me.

https://uk.pinterest.com/jackyhughes/the-catblog-pins/
www.facebook.com/freyathecatblogcat

The book and film rights will be sold shortly.

I have been blogging for a while now and it seemed only right as I am after all, so wonderful and really, a very good looking and talented cat indeed, that I should have a better Internet presence.

Here is another photo of me. I have lately taken up helping Human 1 learn to crotchet, and I do better than she does.

I Blog Here, I Blog There, The Catblog Cat Blogs Everywhere

I have been talking to Human 1 and we have decided to make me famous. I am going to be on this blog and on, well just about everywhere she goes. I will be an Internet travelling Catblog Cat.

This is because we really do need to keep the dinner dish filled. It is at the moment, half empty, although Human 1 says I should really see it as half full.

I have blogged a lot on www.bubblews.com and if you go there and search +Catblog you will find a lot of me and also my special friend, +Guiness the Cat  who is also a prolific blogger. I am excited and think I MAY even get a facebook page all to myself.

I think you will like me and so please watch this space and all my other spaces as I plan to be a celebrity and am going to be very busy lying on the bed dictating to Human 1. This is only because paws are not very good at hitting the right key. I tried earlier.

Love from the Catblog Cat.