I only have one fur. That is the thing about us cats. We come ready dressed. I often think that Human 1 must envy me, because she needs an entire wardrobe of things that are Human fur. They are all different and quite nice to lay on, but purrsonally, I would not want them for a coat.
I think it must be an awful bother to change your fur. This morning Human 1 said my fur looks fat. I must admit I have enjoyed the odd extra dinner here and there: the neighbours are so kind around here, but I think it most insulting of her to call me fat when she is fat even when she does not have her Human fur on.
I am really hoping we are not going on a diet.
Me, this morning. I ask you? Do I really look fat in this fur or is it the way I am lying or is Human 1 just being her usual silly self?
I think it must be an awful bother to change your fur. This morning Human 1 said my fur looks fat. I must admit I have enjoyed the odd extra dinner here and there: the neighbours are so kind around here, but I think it most insulting of her to call me fat when she is fat even when she does not have her Human fur on.
I am really hoping we are not going on a diet.
Dear Freya the Catblog Cat,
ReplyDeleteI do not think you look fat. I don't think I look fat, either. I just have big fur.
Sincerely, your friend, Guiness the Cat from The Guiness Blog