The Catblog: I am so Bored

Human 1 finally chucked me off the sofa and I think it most rude of her. It is not my fault that the weather went wrong and I had to sleep on the sofa in the warm for two days straight and Human 1 also still fails to figure out how to turn the rain off.
In between my snoozes I really tried to make it work, but there are only so many times you can walk accross the chest of drawers to the coffee table and up to the window sill and down onto Human 1 on the sofa and onto the dining table. I really do not think that broken vase was me at all.
It all got a bit much so I took to sitting on the sofa back and meowing my head off, just for something to do.
So here we sit blogging, my Human and I. I am waiting for the world to change so I can go outside. Even Mr Badcat has stayed away. The weather is keeping us cats inside and just now, rushing up and down the stairs over and over seems a mildly interesting thing to do. Love from Freya, the Catblog Cat.