The Catblog: Human 1 is now a Cat

I think Human 1 is now a Cat. I have evidence for this. A self-respecting cat like myself spends a gloomy, rainy day like this on the sofa. Human 1 has spent the entire day on ours with me sleeping beside her.
Human 1 has stopped wearing clothes. She has a new fur. Human 1 says it is a Onesie, but it works like fur and she has been in it all day and night.
Human 1 is also refusing to go out in the rain, and she took, briefly to running up and down the stairs quickly. She did have some thing in her paws, but I think I can help her drop that habit in time.
At one point she looked at me and said "meow." This proves it. She is nearly intelligible.
Oh and we are both eating the cream. I am sure I just saw Human 1 become extremely cat like and lick her paws and the saucer. We are not yet eating from the same saucer and Human 1 got hers from the freezer and called it ice cream, but I do think there is potential.
I am going to teach her to play with the white mousie I am using while grey mousie is AWOL.
I rest my case. Human 1 is now a cat. 

Love from Freya, the Catblog Cat.