I have decided to move. It was getting too frustrating trying to sleep on the bed. Human 1 is nice and warm when you settle down on top of her legs for a snooze, but really, she has no idea. Once you get comfortable, she moves. Then you have to find a new spot to sleep.
Currently the living room is too cold at night. I do not see why the heating is not put on for me, but Human 1 is mean like that. She thinks we won't eat if we don't save the electricity. I do not see why I should be bothered about that as I am a cat, and all I need to worry about is if the dinner dish is filled.
Anyway, last night I got really fed up. What with all the Human 1 moving stuff and then her getting up and down (as you know, we cats always follow Humans when they get up in case it is a food run,) I could not sleep.
I have therefore changed addresses. It is not "The Bed at Human 1's House" any more, It is "The Wardrobe at Human 1's House." I shall be there until future notice and I hope Human 1 is very sorry that she moved and now lacks my company. (Well till dinner time, anyway.)
Currently the living room is too cold at night. I do not see why the heating is not put on for me, but Human 1 is mean like that. She thinks we won't eat if we don't save the electricity. I do not see why I should be bothered about that as I am a cat, and all I need to worry about is if the dinner dish is filled.
Anyway, last night I got really fed up. What with all the Human 1 moving stuff and then her getting up and down (as you know, we cats always follow Humans when they get up in case it is a food run,) I could not sleep.
I have therefore changed addresses. It is not "The Bed at Human 1's House" any more, It is "The Wardrobe at Human 1's House." I shall be there until future notice and I hope Human 1 is very sorry that she moved and now lacks my company. (Well till dinner time, anyway.)
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Dear Freya the Catblog Cat,
ReplyDeleteI shall pencil your new address into my book. Please note that I have moved also. My new residence is the stash of red cream soda cases that just arrived yesterday. My human says not to get too used to the new place, but that is where I'll be until further notice.
Sincerely, Guiness the Cat
Dear Guiness, I hope you are enjoying your new home. I hope your Human realises that you need to be there and has not yet evicted you. Love from Freya, the Catblog Cat
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